Tera Dickneck (28/03/20)
	“Hey it’s TeraTalks! Make sure to Like and Subscribe! Helen and I got kinda bored during the pandemic so I let her try on some looks with me. We did a librarian phase, with some awkward role play stuff.. I don’t know how libraries work. She bleached my hair… it took a couple of tries. There was one point where I begged her to get a professional. I’m a dickneck with a helpless body.. I.. there was no kind way to tell her she was going to ruin my hair. Aside from my ding-dong, my hair is all I have left. Once the roots started growing back in, Helen found someone to match my natural color. In the meantime she’s been testing out tanning oils on my body. It looks… I can’t go out like this. Helen’s yelling something from the kitchen, but hit the Like Button if you think she should feel bad for dying my hair!” [Camera shifts to Helen who yells,] I’m not a bad per—!”